he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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