Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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