So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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