yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize