he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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