We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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