do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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