shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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