I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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