I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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