i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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