belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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