i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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