My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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