I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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