I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
How's work?
Spinning.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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