if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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