There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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