Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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