i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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