Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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