So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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