yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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