i already hear my dad disowning me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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