Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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