the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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