the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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