the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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