he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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