but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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