I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
