: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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