1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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