I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm getting married
To pizza
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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