I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
