at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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