oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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