My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Houston, we have a squirter
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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