hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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