There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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