I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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