I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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