I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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