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Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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