doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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