So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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