dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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