i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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