butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.