I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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