i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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