How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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