It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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