I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
someone owes me an orgasm
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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