Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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