you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
