maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
