first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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