Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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